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David Beckham was groped by glove clad Italian TV presenter, Elena Di Cioccio. She leapt from a crowd and grabbed David Beckham’s crotch as he gave a TV interview.

Elena told viewers of her show Le Iene (The Hyenas): “We have seen photos of David Beckham in his undies looking very well endowed. We wanted to find out if he is that big.”

It has been suggested that the Armani shots were digitally manipulated to beef up his manhood. hmmmm…

It all goes down around the 1:55 mark.

Happy Friday!

Happy Friday morning tartlettes!  We know you’re only here to see the footballers today, not the fashion, so we use that term with the utmost endearment. We’re bursting with excitement since scoring our tickets to the match of the summer. Chelsea FC v AC Milan is happening in Baltimore on Friday, July 24th and we will be there with champagne & camera in tow.

Everyone knows we’re rooting for soccer to grow in the U.S. In the meantime, we are all too happy to take advantage of the current ticket prices.

Chelsea is the hubby’s team, who we think represent the sexy pretty well. They’re definitely full of flavor on (and off) the pitch.

Below is AC Milan, known in the US as the team that stole Mr Becks from the Galaxy. Lots of eye-candy on this team too, including my secret crush Pirlo. We apologize to Mr Dinho, but this shot was too good to pass up. We know you’re fabulous on the pitch but we’ve all seen those shots a gazillion times over, no?

Wishing everyone a very Happy Easter weekend!