footballer fridays

familye_sardiniaWe’re considering dropping the charade and just renaming our blog We Stalk Fernando Torres. It seems a Friday doesn’t pass without a mention of our favorite #9. Not to worry though Olalla, you’re our favorite Wag and we always make it known to all the wannabe-wags out there that Nando is a happily married man.

And who wouldn’t be happy? Check out our lovely couple on holiday in Sardinia with their newborn daughter, Nora. They’ve grown from our favorite couple to our favorite football family. Too cute.

photo from ONTD

Victor

Another congratulations is in order for our keeper from FC Barcelona, Mr. Victor Valdes. His “partner”, as they’re calling her in the press, just gave birth to a mini-Victor named Dylan. We didn’t even know he was “dating”. On a side note, we do love Victor for his skills but do wish he would wear his shorts a bit lower.

deco And then there’s this guy…
What do you get for a guy who already has four children (from two different women), is now expecting his fifth from a new aquaintence and was granted a divorce from his former wife as early as February (doing the math?). Oh yes, and the divorce was initiated due to findings of some sort of orgy with prostitutes. Oh my. I feel like I need a shower.

Bojan_KrkicTo end on a cheerful note…Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you…Little Bojan is now 19!
Nineteen isn’t that young anymore in the world of footie, but since FC Barcelona is our team, we’ve followed him as he’s made his way up through the ranks of the Barcelona system. We only hope he gets on the pitch a bit more this season.

We may be a little late to the game, but wanted to mention our new best friends in the footie blog world, Barcelista. If you’re a fan of Barcelona, you’ll also become a quick fan.

Happy Holiday 3-Day-Weekends to All!

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Our eyes are bleeding from the show last night, so we’ll just get to the point. Fernando Torres, our lovely Nando, has put pen to paper and has so graciously shared his memoirs with his public. It’s hard to find any real reviews out there, other than a spoof of sorts that has made its round painting him as a dumb blonde footballer. And we’re not having any of that! Nobody pokes fun at our Number 9!

Honestly, this book could be a total bomb and will still keep our attention. It’s Nando.

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Guti

The boys of Real Madrid are graciously sprinkling their lovely beings about North America this weekend, specifically Toronto and our nation’s capital.

As you know, we’ve taken it upon ourselves each Friday to raise awareness of soccer in the U.S. in our own fashionable manner. Considering our audience is much more interested in what & who they’re doing & wearing off the pitch, then that is exactly what you’ll get. There will be no match recaps the next morning (we’re not up early enough for that nonsense), but do check back if you want to see AC Milan doing their obligatory Dolce & Gabbana shower shots for the next ad campaign.

We must preface the below with the fact we’re not the biggest fans of Mr. Crissy R.

However, we will not let our personal preferences get in the way of sharing a toned & tanned sixpack with our readers (however greasy that sixpack may be). Okay, we’ll stop.

Happy Friday…

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Raul

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Iker Casillas

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Sergio Ramos

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Ronaldo