torres

familye_sardiniaWe’re considering dropping the charade and just renaming our blog We Stalk Fernando Torres. It seems a Friday doesn’t pass without a mention of our favorite #9. Not to worry though Olalla, you’re our favorite Wag and we always make it known to all the wannabe-wags out there that Nando is a happily married man.

And who wouldn’t be happy? Check out our lovely couple on holiday in Sardinia with their newborn daughter, Nora. They’ve grown from our favorite couple to our favorite football family. Too cute.

photo from ONTD

Victor

Another congratulations is in order for our keeper from FC Barcelona, Mr. Victor Valdes. His “partner”, as they’re calling her in the press, just gave birth to a mini-Victor named Dylan. We didn’t even know he was “dating”. On a side note, we do love Victor for his skills but do wish he would wear his shorts a bit lower.

deco And then there’s this guy…
What do you get for a guy who already has four children (from two different women), is now expecting his fifth from a new aquaintence and was granted a divorce from his former wife as early as February (doing the math?). Oh yes, and the divorce was initiated due to findings of some sort of orgy with prostitutes. Oh my. I feel like I need a shower.

Bojan_KrkicTo end on a cheerful note…Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you…Little Bojan is now 19!
Nineteen isn’t that young anymore in the world of footie, but since FC Barcelona is our team, we’ve followed him as he’s made his way up through the ranks of the Barcelona system. We only hope he gets on the pitch a bit more this season.

We may be a little late to the game, but wanted to mention our new best friends in the footie blog world, Barcelista. If you’re a fan of Barcelona, you’ll also become a quick fan.

Happy Holiday 3-Day-Weekends to All!

torresbookcover

Our eyes are bleeding from the show last night, so we’ll just get to the point. Fernando Torres, our lovely Nando, has put pen to paper and has so graciously shared his memoirs with his public. It’s hard to find any real reviews out there, other than a spoof of sorts that has made its round painting him as a dumb blonde footballer. And we’re not having any of that! Nobody pokes fun at our Number 9!

Honestly, this book could be a total bomb and will still keep our attention. It’s Nando.

One of our very favorite footballers is on the verge of becoming a Papá. This isn’t breaking news, but before the baby arrives and El Nino gets hitched, we need to lay the groundwork so when you grab your glass of champagne to toast with us, you’ll be doing it with full footie-gossip-in-the-know confidence.

Fernando & Ollala (don’t you LOVE that name) have been childhood sweethearts and have been together for 8+ years, living together in Madrid before moving to the UK. Olalla is studying social education at UNED. She’s at the top of our WAG list, primarily because she’s so anti-WAG.

Best wishes from NYC to Madrid to Liverpool…